Humor

[james mcgrew]

humor me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfMBxDcr684

[james mcgrew]

so today i thought id go out to the road and cut the acre or so of grass by the high way, i was done and crossing the ditch (i have one of those "bad boy" lawn mowers from arkansas) i got stuck and in trying to get out light a fire with the muffler, well the fire department has left and i did save the mower, only about 2acres burnt and a little smoke in my lungs,

gee, i feel like angus, think i'll take a nap!!

JIM

[pescado_loco]

I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS!!!!


LAS VEGAS CHURCHES ACCEPT GAMBLING CHIPS!!!

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.


THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP

MONKS.[lol]

YOU
DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU ?

;moonGOTCHA!;moon

[Joey Jarrard]

That is funny stuff,
Now back to work we need to make sure you bring the motor for the 4th axis. we may need to make adjustments to the mounting bracket. this depends on the motor and nod a big ordeal just needs to be done.
JJ

[james mcgrew]

learned a lesson about smoke inhalation!! lit up the entrance to the farm

jim

[darren salyer]

Glad everything turned out ok Jim. If you were out of commission, my royalties for all of your exclamation marks would plummet.[lol]

[pescado_loco]

[lol] This will wake you right up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9lJglADcGc

[james mcgrew]

found this on the shopbotters site and could not resist sharing it!!
jim

http://thereifixedit.com/

[GJMATHEWS]

It has been a while since anyone posted in the Humor thread. Made this on JibJab.com. Enjoy. Email it to friend and lets see if we can get Washington to notice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L1pAMMjXmI

[mezalick]

Very Funny,
My sister just sent this to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZrf0PbAGSk

Michael

[Mick Martin]

learned a lesson about smoke inhalation!! lit up the entrance to the farm

jim

If you look on the good side, at least you don't have to cut the grass for a while [lol]

[GJMATHEWS]

It has been a while since anyone posted in the Humor thread. Made this on JibJab.com. Enjoy. Email it to friend and lets see if we can get Washington to notice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L1pAMMjXmI


Just got an email from Youtube. My video is blocked in Germany! Go figure!:.(

[java]

get an IP spoof program so they don't know your in germany...They block things here in canada too, things from the USA, go figure the free land of N.A. lol we still get censored..

[GJMATHEWS]

get an IP spoof program so they don't know your in germany...They block things here in canada too, things from the USA, go figure the free land of N.A. lol we still get censored..

Java,

I am in New York. :.(

Damn Youtube!

[james mcgrew]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k26nt3Y4cmg&feature=related

[eandico]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIBsoeK11fI

[Mick Martin]

I know this is not humor, but I think it's still amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAQaJ16R3Pw

[eandico]

Joey you should get out more I knew I shoulda sent that big picture![lol][butt]

Jerry[lol][lol]

[Chris Simon]

A man walks into an exotic pet store and tells the clerk that he wants an unusual pet and wants to see what they have. She takes him in the back room where ther is 3 eyed frogs. 2 headed snakes. and so on. nothing seems to peak his interest tills she mentions she has a talking centipede. He says thats it thats what I want. He buys all the things you need for this type of pet and heads for home. While he is at home hes talkin and talkin to his new pet and is getting nothing in return. Finally he has had enough and says fine if you are not gonna talk to me I am goin to the bar. Do you want to go to? Nothing no response. The guy says fine im going with out you! Finally as the guy is walkin out the door the centipede yells at him would you hold one I am trying to put my shoes on!!

[Joey Jarrard]

I see that not even my post are bullet proof. Thanks for keeping me in line as well. Just goes to show how the forum is for the customers. And that the mods will not put up with [spam] keep up the great work guys. and yes even I need to be policed every now and then.

[ntcnc]

I see my post was deleted? Did I break some forum rule?
If I did sorry.

[james mcgrew]

no harm done

we try to keep the forum very nuetral and open to all without vearing to far right or left into politics , creed ,race religion , nationality, sexual matters etc. a bit of ribbing can be some fun, rivalry and such. but the focus is the camaster owner and those who may someday own one. it is actually a semi private forum set up to keep the camaster fellows working for us as we support them in machines, a business relationship that works well and gives us owners first class support basically far above any other machine we could consider, actually i caught several post starting with joey. also this forum was set up to never allow paid advertising to influence our discussions into what will help the camaster owner succeed at what ever he wishes to do with his machine!!

no stone unturned !!

jim[wink]

[Joey Jarrard]

Ok this happend less than 1 mile from our shop in Calhoun, GA
This not so bright redneck was plowing with a huge truck on top of our only
parking deck. I bet he had to clean his paints.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VrxudA-xQI [lol]

[Mick Martin]

WOW

Good job you wasn't driving there with a new CNC Joey [wink]

[Joey Jarrard]

ok this is not humor but i thought it was worth the share
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/8734420/24134254

[Mick Martin]

OK here is some British humor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7YIAWsyB1I

Mick

[mezalick]

Oh Man That's funny ![lol]

Put it on the Vectric forum

[Joey Jarrard]

Mick that is so funny.

[james mcgrew]

Ok this happend less than 1 mile from our shop in Calhoun, GA
This not so bright redneck was plowing with a huge truck on top of our only
parking deck. I bet he had to clean his paints.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VrxudA-xQI [lol]

this video went viral nationwide!!

[Mark Johnston]

This is a riot…go full screen. This is funny no matter who you are!!!

http://dalesdesigns.net/rock-on.htm

Mark

[james mcgrew]

http://www.wimp.com/clownsoutsourced/

[james mcgrew]

> His name was Bubba, he was from South Carolina ..... and he needed a
> loan, so....... he walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the
> loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an
> international redneck festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000
> and that he was not a depositor of the bank.
>
>
> The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security
> for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The
> car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced
> the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold
> the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge
> 12% interest. Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a
> good laugh at the Redneck from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
> collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the
> Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.
>
>
> Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
> interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to
> have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
> but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on
> Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a Distinguished
> Alumni from the University of South Carolina, a highly sophisticated
> investor and Multi-Millionaire with real estate and financial interests
> all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind
> turbines around Sweetwater, Texas . What puzzles us is, why would you
> bother to borrow $5,000?"
>
> The good 'ole boy replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my
> car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I
> return?"
>
>
> His name was BUBBA....
>
>
> Keep an eye on those southern boys

[Joey Jarrard]

Keep an eye on those southern boys

Amen Brother [lol]

[neal_meyers_jr]

What Joey said!![lol]

[eandico]

I had to repost this on FB!![lol]

Thanks JIm!!

[james mcgrew]

THINGS I LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH...

A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.


YOU DON’T CARRY YOUR CHILDREN YOU TOTE EM.

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.


There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.




If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.




Onced and Twiced are words.




It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!




Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom?




People actually grow,eat and like okra.




Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.




There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.




Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.




Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.




The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'




You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.




You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.




Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.




All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.




You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.




You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.




The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.




You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.




You know what a hissy fit is.




Fried catfish is the other white meat.




We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!




You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the SOUTH.

[Paul Juenger]

THINGS I LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH...


The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'



[lol]. That's too funny.

[Chris Fruge]

Jim, don't forget....

If your from the south you know where " yonder" is..

in lousiana we don't "ask" you we " axe " you.

and of coarse "that" is "dat"

ain't is a word...

all soda is called coke..

and if you hear a southern woman say " oh hell no! " run!

[tonywish]

Wasn't "Deliverance" filmed in the South.

Tony[book]

[james mcgrew]

oh yea,, bout halfway between where i am and camaster

[james mcgrew]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gadOiOarQI

[james mcgrew]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZmMwP5bELE&feature=related

[james mcgrew]

cars we love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVk9xyJKOeg&feature=related

[james mcgrew]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK-HmF6W4Qw&feature=related

[james mcgrew]

my moment w jack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcieaszl6RY

[james mcgrew]

but honey i was tryin to save some money !!

[neal_meyers_jr]

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 men's work boots.

2. Place the boots on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,

Crash, Duke, Spike & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and mess him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all 4 of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Cooter[lol]
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